Disaster Relief Guru T-Shirts

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Global warming

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

Hurricane damage to trees

Women

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

The Electric Car

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

Igloo with Heat Pump

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

How Americans Can Get Help

Harvey before and after.

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

Helicopter Rescues.

Caught up by the Crisis.

Bob gets his walking papers.

USA Products: I survived team building, computers,Nafta layoffs,the HMO, outsourcing.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Flood Rescues

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath