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Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

An English and French student converse.

"Still on your left."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

Four Score and seven years ago...

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

Let the profit-making begin!

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

"He can't stop digressing."

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

"A pox on both your summer houses."

'Andy, you can be honest with me. Do you think I'd make a good manager?' - 'Why couldn't she just ask me if I like her hairstyle.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

Expert and Ex-Pert

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill