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Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

A Macaroni in 1772

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Wine Pyramid

Lady in a pretty dress

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

Time for speeches

Sharp Eyes

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Escher flat-pack furniture

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

The Great Catsby.

Minuet

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

SAGE (unknown model)

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Our Yuppie Dad

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Gustav Klimt

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan