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"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Time for speeches

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

"Still on your left."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Censorship is killing free society.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Lady mimics The Scream.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

Four Score and seven years ago...

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."