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"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

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'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Time for speeches

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"Still on your left."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Censorship is killing free society.

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Four Score and seven years ago...

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Lady mimics The Scream.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

The Great Catsby.