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Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

A Macaroni in 1772

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Wine Pyramid

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Lady in a pretty dress

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

Time for speeches

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"Still on your left."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Elton John

Four Score and seven years ago...

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

The Great Catsby.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Minuet

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

Our Yuppie Dad

Madame Rejane (French Actress)

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Prince.

View Down Ladies' Mile

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"