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Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Bubbly

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Baroque Peacock

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

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Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Day Dreamer.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Time for speeches

Home Sweet Second Home.

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

Eureka

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Have you seen these prices George!'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."