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Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"Posture, darling, posture."

Baroque Peacock

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Women's Fashions - A Study From Nature

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

La Table

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Bubbly

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Pampered and poodled.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Money Bar.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I don't like your application."