Elegance Aficionado T-Shirts

"Very Republican. I love it."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Madame Rejane (French Actress)

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Demure lady with gloves

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Baroque Peacock

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Wine Pyramid

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"So, how do you want it?"

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

The Dandy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Square Cut

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard