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"A pox on both your summer houses."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

A Macaroni in 1772

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

The polar olympics

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Ace High

Silver Fox

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

Oscars 2024

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Time for speeches

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Common Dodo!

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Michelangelo's David

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Off the wall financial adviser.

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

I think what made me come home with you was your French accents. Great. Is it okay if I stop using it now?

Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.