Eloquence Appreciator Pillows

"A pox on both your summer houses."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

A Macaroni in 1772

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

The polar olympics

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Silver Fox

Ace High

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

Time for speeches

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Oscars 2024

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

Common Dodo!

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Michelangelo's David

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

Off the wall financial adviser.

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"