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'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"I can't give you a rise, but your speech was so convincing I'm transferring you to our sales department."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

Time for speeches

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"Still on your left."

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

Lady mimics The Scream.