Elementary School Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Yummy Mummies

A Preschool of Fish

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Children's education

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Graduation Speech.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"