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Getting on your wick.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Don't even think about it."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Misery lit...

Illuminating agricultural production

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"I hate recalls."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.