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'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Louche Leg. A disease of convenience and luxury.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Dorothy and Toto

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Woman looking into a mirror

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Hello?"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Don't even think about it."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Garden genomes.

"And now from downtown!"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"