Elixir Enthusiast Gifts

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Louche Leg. A disease of convenience and luxury.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Woman looking into a mirror

Dorothy and Toto

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hello?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Garden genomes.