Eldritch Light Enthusiast Pillows

Getting on your wick.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Don't even think about it."

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

Misery lit...

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"I hate recalls."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.