Eggshell Enthusiast Gifts

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."