Educational Counselor Gifts

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It's not my fault. Bad grades wouldn't matter if I had been born rich.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

A-level results 19th Aug - 'D' for dunce

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

America, are we learning anything?

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."