Educational Counselor Prints

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It's not my fault. Bad grades wouldn't matter if I had been born rich.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

A-level results 19th Aug - 'D' for dunce

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Licensed Therapist

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.