Educational Consultant Prints

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"We're taking our standardized tests today. So relax, take your time, and remember, the fate of the world as we know it...is riding on your scores."

'My grades could be better if the school had a data driven, evidence based curriculum in the classroom.'

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Your English grades have gotten worser.'

'How's the school board meeting going?'

'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'

'If they have been 'throwing money away at the schools' they certainly have been missing this place.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself. A lot of parents aren't smart enough to help their 7-year-old with their homework."

"Teaching gets easier the further you get from the class room."

What it will take to give all our children a world-class education.

"This is all your fault."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"At this rate, Jason, you'll never be googled."

State Fair

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

Books Providing Bright Idea

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

"Sure I'd be happy to give you some innovative thinking! What are the guidelines?"

Culture Saturday

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

Excluded Tray

'When did you last meet your targets?'