Education Stewards Gifts

"Brilliant mathematician. Teaching second grade. Dies suddenly from no apparent cause. Something just doesn't add up."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Tree Funeral

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Studying and technology

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Solar Power.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"No, still there."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Parents teacher conference.

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.