Education Stewards Pillows

"Brilliant mathematician. Teaching second grade. Dies suddenly from no apparent cause. Something just doesn't add up."

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Solar Power.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"No, still there."

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Parents teacher conference.

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Happy New Year!'