Education Critique Gifts

'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

Graduation at the executioner's school

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

The Yorkshire schoolmaster at the Saracen's Head

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

No Readmittance

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I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

Welcome to University of Lowered Expectations...formerly: College of Hard Knocks.

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