Edge-walkers Club Gifts

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

After party at the spill club.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Club insecurity.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Would you like to dance with me?"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"No long-playing records allowed."

"They know me here."

'This is just the warm up.'

'The Garrett Club'