Edge-walker Gifts

Falling Mountain Climber.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'If a man talks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?' 'He is a man, isn't he?'

"Some walk, huh?"

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"Seriously, who is it?"

This could be your blurb.

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'

Man reading dangerous crime book.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

Dog with enormous stick.

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

Man pushing his donkey along the road

"Airedale, what's yours?"

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

Walking in the Park

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"This is not a great walking town."

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret