Edge Dweller Gifts

'I'm just tired of always living on the edge.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Marshmallows

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

A man rakes a tree

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Come and get it!"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Spooning

Reverse Mortgage.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

OM, SWEET OM

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Christmas tree exchange

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.