Economic Edge Walker Gifts

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

Russia Money Laundering

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Everything's gone up."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Economy.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

US dollar rising and falling.