Edge-walker T-Shirts

Falling Mountain Climber.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Some walk, huh?"

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'

"Seriously, who is it?"

This could be your blurb.

Man reading dangerous crime book.

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Dog with enormous stick.

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

Walking in the Park

Man pushing his donkey along the road

'Don't worry, I'm off-duty today: The cask is empty...'

'He started sleep-walking right after I took the lock off the refrigerator.'

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

"This is not a great walking town."

'Don't worry officer, I brought my own grass!'

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret

'Lord we worship the water you walk on.'