Bidder's Club Member Gifts

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

The Dorrie Decimal System

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Isabel Allende

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Hotness

Men drinking

Pole Vaulting Club

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

Pet Hobbies

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

The Doomed Character

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

101 Reasons to Read More. If you only read one book this summer, I'd recommend this one.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."