Historical Club Member Gifts

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Berta screams out!

Thomas Keneally

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Men drinking

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.

Muhammed Ali RIP

Maradona memorial.

President Grant Vetos the Inflation Bill, Bottling the Genie of Butler

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"Welcome Ruth!"

Rene Descartes

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

100th Birthday

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XV. - At the derby.

Matthew Webb

A rival club