Biker Club Member Gifts

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Men drinking

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Biker family

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

Sons Of Recumbency

The not so easy rider...

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Wide Load

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'May I help you?'

'This looks like trouble.'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'