Biker Club Member Gifts

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Men drinking

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Biker family

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Sons Of Recumbency

'Take us to your leader of the pack.'

The not so easy rider...

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

Wide Load

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'May I help you?'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

'This looks like trouble.'

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'I'm a biker now, mom...so no, I didn't clean my room or wash behind my ears.'

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.