Motorcycle Clubber Gifts

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

I could have danced all night!

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

The Walk of Shame

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

After party at the spill club.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

God save the Queen.

Club DJ.

Gorgeous Groovers.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Club insecurity.