Motorcycle Club Members Gifts

The not so easy rider...

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Hell's Angels

Uneasy Rider

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Men drinking

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Bad Hare Day

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Biker family

"Step on it, Roger!"

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Sons Of Recumbency

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'GRAMMA!'

Santa on motorbike.

Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

"I don't like the look of that new member."

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'