Bidder's Club Member Pillows

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

The Dorrie Decimal System

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Isabel Allende

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Niche Extracurriculars

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Hotness

Men drinking

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration.

Pole Vaulting Club

Pet Hobbies

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

The Doomed Character

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'