Old Boys' Club Member Pillows

Jarvis Sudo: He didn't do much but he knew the right people.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Niche Extracurriculars

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Men drinking

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Pole Vaulting Club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Late again.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Aging Boomers live longer.

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'