Old Boys' Club Member Prints

Jarvis Sudo: He didn't do much but he knew the right people.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Niche Extracurriculars

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Men drinking

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

Late again.

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Aging Boomers live longer.

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Girl Guided Missile

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."