Eco-conscious Snowman Gifts

"I don't know, man. Maybe they've got a point."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Snowman

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Hot Tub Frosty

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

At the "Ice-C-U".

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Snow Surgery

'You lie! You're not a doctor and my nose must not get amputated!'

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

'I think they saw you come home from your office party last night.'

"You killed him!"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"