Eccentric Youth Gifts

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

What Newton didn't see

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Dr Magnus Pyke.