Eccentric Youth T-Shirts

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

What Newton didn't see

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Sketchy Neighborhood

Whacha Thinking About?

John Betjeman

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'