Eccentric Tale Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Well did he?"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Tall tales and Short stories

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Mosey sign on crossing.

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

Robert Louis Stevenson.

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"