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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Well did he?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

Tall tales and Short stories

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"She was a good turtle."

Mosey sign on crossing.

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"