Eccentric Reader Gifts

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Who are These People?"

Elton John

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'To hell with the rules.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man talking to a tree.

"What are you doing?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'