Eccentric Reader Gifts

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Imagine

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'To hell with the rules.'

"What are you doing?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Man talking to a tree.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

What Newton didn't see

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.