Eclectic Reader Gifts

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Camel In The Tent

The Eclectic Chair

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Pre-Bay

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Walt Whitman

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I'm a religious nut."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Pizza Express Take-away

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

"I did what you suggested and replaced my trophy heads with something that might appeal to home buyer who liked pets."

Mouse and garden magazine

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen.

'He listens to a huge variety of music, so he either has very eclectic taste, or absolutely no taste at all.'

Eclectic Chair

Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace