Eclectic Shopper Gifts

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

The Eclectic Chair

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Pre-Bay

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"