Eclectic Shopper Pillows

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

The Eclectic Chair

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Pre-Bay

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'