Eclectic Style Gifts

The Eclectic Chair

Crap others threw out

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Wallpaper Bouguet

A Macaroni in 1773

A woman holding the globe

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Emo

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Grim Swatter

"I'm a religious nut."

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Pizza Express Take-away

Vincent Van Goth

This year we all got beards!

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

Mouse and garden magazine

Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen.

'Classless Reunion'

'Can You Describe It?'

"I know exactly where you're coming from."