Eclectic Spirit Gifts

"I'm a religious nut."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Crap others threw out

Sliding Down the Banister

Team Work

Mice playing double bass

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

The Eclectic Chair

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Easter Bunny

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Pre-Bay

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Jammy Dodgers

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."