Eclectic Spirit Pillows

"I'm a religious nut."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Mice playing double bass

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Team Work

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

The Eclectic Chair

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Easter Bunny

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Pre-Bay

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Jammy Dodgers

Wallpaper Bouguet

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"When did you get a pet?"