Eccentric Book Lover Gifts

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Great British Eccentrics.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Do it yourself books.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Tree Funeral

"There goes our early night."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Learn yourself English.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Book market

Dummies for Dummies.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

3:00 pm - Meet the author

D. H. Lawrence