Eastern Mystic Gifts

"Just one more..."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Cow yin yang spots.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"You're on mute."

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

Crystal Ball Plug

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Snake with headphones.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

God's Phone

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.